Tuesday, December 26, 2006
Friday, December 22, 2006
Sunday, December 17, 2006
Seamed like hours for the main band to come on but then i noticed it was a bit more full than usuall,the atmosphere was buzzing,the band came on and it was out of this world,this band may have been performing now for 30 years but they have still got it,we got all the old and new,Elloise,new rose,smash it up and little miss....we screamed for more and we got it,looking forward to next year!
The video i recored with my phone isent up to much but i was getting knocked about everywhere,hope it captures the moment?
Friday, December 15, 2006
Tuesday, December 12, 2006
Thursday, December 07, 2006
and he was arrested at the hospital and is now out on bail......All for the great sum of three pound fifty on the meter.
Tuesday, December 05, 2006
WHAT A JOKE
IF YOU HAVE ANY TROUBLE,PREPARE TO FIGHT????????????????????????????
Monday, December 04, 2006
The TX1 was a good sturdy cab,Japanese engine and gearbox,then they brought out the TX2,changed the engine and box to a .............................Ford...........Which was a total bag of crap,I've never heard a noisier engine in my life,then ............The TX4............Am I missing something here,what happened to the TX3?
Friday, December 01, 2006
Nut:Hey mate,if you were sick,would you go to the doctors?
Nut:what's wrong with you?
Nut:Well what did you go the doctors for then?
Snell:I didn't go the doctors.
Nut:You just told me that if you were sick you'd go the doctors.
Snell:yer I did,but I'm not sick,so I didn't go the doctors.
Nut:your a weirdo you mate,pull over I'm getting out.
..............................................WHAT CAN YOU SAY TO THAT,PURE CLASS............................
Thursday, November 30, 2006
TO BE UPDATED
Wednesday, November 22, 2006
Saturday, November 18, 2006
Tuesday, November 14, 2006
Wednesday, November 08, 2006
Monday, November 06, 2006
1: I'm not a morning person,i work nights,sometimes getting home at 5am,then i get up at 8.30 to run ppl to work,school,so i'm pretty grumpy in the morning!i'm O.K. after a few more hours kip!
2: I speak my mind,if someone starts telling lies,i'll say "shut up you lying bastard"
3: I'm easily bored,if someone starts telling me a story and it goes on too long i'll sart closing my eyes and nodding my head like i'm falling asleep.
4: If i dont like a person and they start telling me a story i'll ask "is this going to take long"
5: I only wear glasses at night,my eyesight's O.K. in the daytime,it's a bit Clarke Kent,ppl who know me dont recognise me in the cab?
6: i eat with my fork in my right hand,this bothers other ppl more than it bothers me?
7: We have 2 family cat's who hate me,when my mrs opens the back door they run towards her,when i open it they start running then stop in their tracks when they see it's me,i think its down to me trying to catch them when going on holliday and the screaming while im trying to get them into cat box's while their slashing my arms?
8: I love my bed,i try and stay in it as long as i can,i hate it to look girl'y,women always make the bed to look girl'y.
9: cycling,i love rideing my bike,it's my birthday soon and i'm going to tap my mrs 4 a new bike,full suspention... as ye do
So Their's my nine.
I Tag Munther and Khalid
Saturday, November 04, 2006
Later on in the night Brian 46 wanted to get a few lads to go into the north park to sort the kids out,his response was dismal,about 3 lads offered to go with him,what are we working with? Is this it? Do we just let the kids walk all over us,next time it may be one of the non volunteers,will they want any help?
Friday, November 03, 2006
This is the first time i'v ever been sent a scam,and to tell you the truth i'm quite pleased,so i've sent them a reply saying how sorry i am she's lost her parents and i'd love to help.......only to try and drag it on LOL.
Tuesday, October 31, 2006
While i got through last night virtually untouched(got a small metal odject lashed at me also an egg thrown that missed) some drivers wernt as lucky,Steven off 87 got hit with 11 eggs and a large baking potatoe,the police were out in force and did a wonderfull job,but.....operation TROGAN.....the police borrowed a cab,1 driving and 4 in the back and were verry hard to get in touch with,and when they were in touch with our office they said "we're just monitering the situation and when we see anything we'll radio through for unformed police" and by that time the kids were off. So we'll have to wait for a report to see if their was any prossecutions?
Sunday, October 29, 2006
Six years this has been off our TV and I missed it like mad,so when they announced their was going to be a one off one hour special I was over the moon,got some beers in waiting to laugh my socks off,and it didn't let me down except for the second half when Nana died,I could have cried my eyes out,but it went funny again,and was well worth the wait,hope a new series is planned for the future?
Saturday, October 28, 2006
Wednesday, October 25, 2006
Tuesday, October 17, 2006
Monday, October 16, 2006
Wednesday, October 11, 2006
Monday, October 09, 2006
Wednesday, October 04, 2006
Monday, October 02, 2006
Which driver,who is going through a messy divorce,went into court and said "if i stand here ,she'll attack me again",then got told"we can put you in the witness protection box,then when you are going,we can let you out the staff entrance"what can you say to that?
watch out for scary mary!
I'm currently using a Samsung D500,when i went into ,Menue,Call records,it showed a high number,300 or so,then froze,nthing i could do to un freeze it,then it would reboot,and the same again if i went int call records,so i stoped going into Call Records,but i could hear my phone rebooting all day long,so i went back into,Call Records,5,Delete all,and.........problem solved,phone now has a new lease of life!
Sunday, October 01, 2006
Tuesday, September 26, 2006
Monday, September 25, 2006
Thursday, September 21, 2006
We all remember the not so funny Krankies,a husband and wife duo who played Wee Jimmy Krankie,the naughty school boy and his dad,but young Snellgrove pointed out to me something that got my mind really spinning,if you found yourself lusting after wee jimmy...........Would this make you........
C: A PEADOPHILE
(or just a krank)makes you think though doesn't it?LOL
Wednesday, September 20, 2006
Monday, September 18, 2006
Wednesday, September 13, 2006
Young Michael,had been away on holiday for a few weeks(didn't half miss him)so I was having a gab with the lads when he walks over to Jay McCullough and says "alrite,I've got ye a little something from my holls" and he dangles a Canada key ring,but Jay says,"nar,your all rite"I started laughing at this point when I saw Micks face drop,(it must have been bad for him)Jay says"nar ye might as well give it to someone who appreciates it lad,I'd just throw it away"now......I'm at the stage where I need oxygen,I'm laughing so much,Mick says "you ungraitfull bastard,I brought this all the way from Canada and you don't want it"I.........Had to walk away I couldn't take any more,I was getting pains in my sides with laughing,it was so funny,later on,I saw Allan,and told him the story,but he had a funny look on his face,when I finished telling him about the key ring,he reached into his cab,produced the same key ring,dangled it infront of me and said "was it anything like this?" which made the whole story ten times funnier,sending me into a fit of laughter again!
(p.s. both these guys are retards)
Monday, September 11, 2006
Sun 24th Sep
Region Promotions presents
Fevercaine + A Picture A Postcard + Ben Singleton (Idiot Rate)
Mon 25th Sep
The Hours + Cranebuilders + clockworkmargaret
Wednesday, September 06, 2006
Nut:you know why
Nut:you took me from their to here and charged me 4 quid
Gaz:yer but it's after 11,tariff 2,it starts off at 2 pound
Nut:i dont want to argue with you lad
Gaz:but you gaveme a 50p tip
Nut:i always tip taxi drivers,i'm not a dickhead ye know
Gaz:i never said you were
Nut:ive got your number anyway,im going to report you
He didnt know what day it was,so any comebacks off this loser will be a suprise?
The band are now playing with a temp drummer,Luke(lead guitar) was the original drummer,(the lead guitarist left because he did'nt like the music direction that ClockworkMargaret was going) but Luke knew a guy who plays drums,so took on the lead guitar role as well as adding his boss dance routine to the band,at the gig,Luke lost his plec,so played with his fingers till they bled...i heard blood was running down his arm........God loves a trie'r....LOL
Tuesday, September 05, 2006
P.S. i noticed he had no beer in his glass,probabley fell asleep waiting for our kid to get the ale in...lol
Monday, September 04, 2006
ClockworkmargaretSometimes something shows up in your inbox (or in this case, your MySpace friends requests) that out of the blue, just beguiles you. And by "you", I mean me. It's probably far too early to judge Liverpool's Clockworkmargaret - after all, they look barely out of their teens (if even that old), haven't had even a half dozen rehearsals and I think they played their first-ever gig last night. Yet they have some recorded output available on their MySpace and the one song - a cover of my possibly my favourite Elliott Smith song - is just wonderful. The sweetness of the Catherine's voice combined with her Scouse accent suits the song's delicate melody perfectly, imbueing the song with youthful innocence rather than Smith's weariness. And when Jini's harmonies come in at the very end, it's sublime. Barely two minutes long and yet it somehow breaks my heart. The original on offer is not surprisingly a good deal rougher, but still displays a lot of potential. As I said, it's probably still waaaaay too early to place bets but I'm definitely keen to hear what they do next.MP3: Clockworkmargaret - "Say Yes"MP3: Clockworkmargaret - "She"np - Early Day Miners / Offshore
posted at 09:02 AM on Sep 03, 2006 by Frank
P.S. The band also got paid 52 quid,so ClockworkMargaret are now a sucsessfull band?
Monday, August 28, 2006
While we can all have a laugh about our selfs,its only funny if you know its meant as a joke?A guy who owned a bar in Cyprus told us a shit joke "what do you call a scouser on a bike" so i ruined the joke and told him "a robber" this joke might have been slighly funny if the guy was a mate,but he wasent.so we left,and he never got a tip,but,his bar will never take off,till he learns when he knows a person good enough to insult them?
What do you think?
Saturday, August 19, 2006
The band have their first gig at the Zanzibar on seal street supporting the wombatts,they emailed a lott of clubs and these got back to them.2/9/06
UPDATE.view their blog @ (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=99268145)