Thursday, December 07, 2006

Another Tuesday Night Weirdo

Tuesday gone Ronnie gets a fare off Yates's rank a few mins into the journey the guy says "floor it" Ronnie said he could tell he was a horrible bastard with a bad attitude so he tells him"this isn't a formula 1 car lad,it's just an auld taxi" so the guy rants on more,"just put your fucking foot down,your driving too slow"so Ron pulls over having listened enough of the guy who was now trying to get out ,but Ron kept his foot on the brake,keeping the doors locked,"let me out" "I wont,pay your taxi fare,then I'll let you out" then it happened the guy did a bull run head first though the door window (which was closed at the time) got up and ran away,Ronnie picks his jaw up off the floor and radio's through for assistance,so a load of taxi drivers are chasing after this guy who's trying his best to get away jumping over garden walls and going through the old school,then someone saw him going into the Arriva Buss Station with his coat wrapped around his arm,the people in the buss station phoned for the police and ambulance coz he was bleeding badly,when they took the coat off his arm a large piece of flesh has hanging on by a thread....
and he was arrested at the hospital and is now out on bail......All for the great sum of three pound fifty on the meter.

7 comments:

Munther said...

I never thought of taxi driving as a high risk job ! Good god ! Hows your mat gaz ? hope he's alright

ByronB said...

Where's Yates's rank? Just outside the loony bin?
Praps the TX4 has got armour plated windows?

Anonymous said...

wot is it with scousers eh?

gazza27 said...

Munther,it crept up on us,were used to it now,Ronnie's a hardened taxi river,he shrugs things like this off.lol

gazza27 said...

byronb,i think Bootle is a looney bin,god only help us,lol,you'd think the new TX4 would be a tank,wrong,stupid piece of plastic seperating you from god knows what!

gazza27 said...

Jingoistic,where do they come from?nowone i know knows these kind of people,do they only come out at night. lol

tooners said...

ppl are idiots. makes me wonder what's wrong w/ ppl... sounds like he was drugged out or something.