Friday, March 25, 2005


Charles Bronson,serial hostage taker,taxi driver.

Thursday, March 24, 2005

SOME OF THE NOT SO GOOD SAYINGS AT METRO

YOUR NOT THE FIZZYEST DRINK IN THE FRIDGE

IF BRAINS WERE RUBBER YOU WOULDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TO MAKE A FLIP FLOP TO FIT A BUDGIE

YE HEADSCALF

SMASHIN

SHUTUP NOW, IM WATCHING THE TESTCARD

UNLESS THE KIDS HAVE MOVED IT

KEEP THIS UNDER YOUR HAT

NEWSFLASH

Some rather insulting comments recently but bad comments are better than none at all? Young Christopher A T Snellgrove seems to be getting a bit of stick lately which is a shame because the young chap has just agreed to become a partner off this site,so take it easy on us people,were not made of wood ye know?

Wednesday, March 23, 2005


Some of our older drivers will have drove one of these fx3's Roger dees!

Dixi Cabs of Bootle

Jeff Ready............Our mate Jeff recently went for brain surgery..But as Mick Kendall said"let us see the scars first coz we've been misled by Jeff a few times now"?

Tuesday, March 22, 2005


I've recently been criticized about taking the piss out of everyone and leaving myself alone, so here ye go losers have a good laugh at my expense.

Monday, March 14, 2005


Found this in the back of my cab?????????

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I noticed my cabs getig fixed up,who's had my hub caps off?

I tell ye snell,next year,all taxi drivers will have gay bags?

Wednesday, March 09, 2005


I was quite shocked when i saw this so i had to take a picture,Howie's cab parked up,i went closer for a better pic but Howie came back out,he must have realised his engine was getting cold?

Tuesday, March 08, 2005


I dont know where to begin,Snell put a cig up his hoop then left it lying around for someone to pick up and smoke?

METRO.......TRANSPORT FOR MINOR CELEBS

The non other than ........[ALED JONES]................ Now goes down in the "METRO CELEB BOOK" our mate Eggsville picked the young guy up from Speek Airport (John Lennon----Liverpool Airport....All the same one)and took the guy to an undisclosed hotel(security reasons this)in lpool town centre,where the guy was going to do an interview with the non other radio merseyside the next morning,I thought it was a bit out of order when the guy phoned up to see where his cab was and a non respectful driver was singing the snowman song in a-minor (that's the lads claim to fame b4 his voice broke).
I've yet to see Eggsville to hear of any updates on the story(like anyone gives a shit) but there ye go.
UPDATE
Ive spoken to the egg man and he said the guy he picked up was a chink,.............................Must be a tribute act?
Maybe he got the wrong fare? Like we know what Aled Jones look's like?(A Snowman)

Monday, March 07, 2005

Lonely Hearts Club

It seams a lot of the lads have joined the lonely hearts club, get a grip lad's,your taxi drivers,you cant be too choosy,take a week off and try to woo your chick back,look into the future,who the f**k else will want you?Think of England???????????????????????????????Nevermind thinking of giving up smoking?....................

Sunday, March 06, 2005

NEWS UPDATE

Hiya People
Where do I start?i'd just like to thank Snell for his taxisms,went down well i think?Any other drivers (or anyone) wishing to contribute are more than welcome,wishing to remain anonymous is not a problem as well,good,as well as bad criticism's are all welcome,the new one going around is that I'm Tommy Cow Kecks son, I can see the resemblance myself in the pic that's on the office notice board (and only that) but I must say,I can't see the insult,I think Tommy is a really nice guy,so I think you's all must be paying me a compliment.............. thanx 4 that !

Tuesday, March 01, 2005


You may think this is just a homosexual handbag,but it is in fact a real Taxi Drivers Handbag.........I dont think it will catch on?

Alby asked me to pick him up at Cleggys but i got their first and the gate wouldent open so i looked though the window,glad he's not guarding the Crown Jewls?

People skit Paddy's ears now but they should have saw them before the opp?