Monday, August 28, 2006

JOKE

An Irish man An Aussie and a scouser were in a pub,they see a man sitting at a table who looks like Jesus Christ,so they send him over 3 pints,larger,guiness bitter.So later Jesus comes over to thank the men for the drinks,he shakes the hand of Paddy who is instantly cured of his arthritus,he shakes hands with the Aussie who is instantly cured of his bad back,the scouser shouts don't you fucking touch me,I'm on disability benefit!..............................LOL

While we can all have a laugh about our selfs,its only funny if you know its meant as a joke?A guy who owned a bar in Cyprus told us a shit joke "what do you call a scouser on a bike" so i ruined the joke and told him "a robber" this joke might have been slighly funny if the guy was a mate,but he wasent.so we left,and he never got a tip,but,his bar will never take off,till he learns when he knows a person good enough to insult them?

What do you think?

9 comments:

Munther said...

hehe nice one, can I tell you a scouse joke, gazza ? or is it too early ? :P

ste64 said...

Thats true Gaz,While we where in Turkey last week some Knobhead of a waiter started calling our Rachel "Chicken n Chips" because she was from Liverpool.He made a very poor attempt at a scouse accent and then couldn't work out why we walked straight past his bar every night without going in.Yet the bar next door which is owned by a friend of 8yrs rip her to pieces.Its as you say "Dont take the piss till you Know me well enough"

gazza27 said...

Munther,i'd look forward to a scouse joke off you,coz i know you love Liverpool!

gazza27 said...

Nice one Ste,i thought it was just me going off on one,missed your joke emails while you were away,c ye soon!
P.s.bet your glad your not their now?

ste64 said...

Tony45 is though he flew out on Sunday.My missus texted Tonys girl today.They are all fine and relaxed.

Munther said...

Hehe Yeah I think that I was a scouse in a previous life or sumin ! check your mail ! ;) :P

gazza27 said...

Ste if i was over their,i'd be looking for the next flight home,scarey shit that!
Munther,loved the joke,but i hate,hate,Cilla chuck,i cant stand her?

Munther said...

hehe come on gaz ! I bet you used to fancy her when she was younger ! ;)

gazza27 said...

Honest,no!lol.