Thursday, February 23, 2006


Last xmas 2004 I bought a DVD recorder from ASDA (WALLMART) I thought it was the bees knees then it all went downhill and packed inn,I paid 140 squid 4 it but when I took it back in March 2005 it had gone down to 120 squid,so the lady on the help desk,who was very friendly asked if I wanted another one,I said yes and was given a 20 pound refund.......And a 12 month warranty........Who was I to complain?But I noticed the lady didn't check the DVD recorder......It was a 4Kus and was a piece of crap,it was ok for recording half hour shows but when it got hot it missed frames,Luke told me the ASDA had a new line in DVD recorders called cyberhome for 68 squid,so I dug my receipt out took the old one back,got an exchange another 12 months warranty and 50 quid in my arse pocket,that's why I'm writing this,getting pissed on Stella while you's losers are out working the road,get my drift.......ow by the way it plays avi,divx,the likes......Slater Lids

Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Cockup Of The Week

Alby got a job off the set for "ARROW PARK HOSPITAL" but he only went to the "ORRELL PARK BALLROOM" instead.........................................words fail.....

Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Hungarian Taxi Driver

This guy is pure quality.

Posh Taxi

This doesent look too safe,funny though!

Jesus Pets(CLICK HERE)

Click on the above for this quality link off Luke!
I love animals, and am willing to care for pets after the Christian Rapture.
I am not, and never have been a born-again Christian.
I believe it is immoral to have sex with animals, and have no desire to do so.
I believe it is immoral to consume common domesticated pets (note: this includes goldfish!), and have no desire to do so.
(these are the clause's ...Really)

Monday, February 20, 2006


One of the greatest bands of all time!

Sunday, February 19, 2006


I've just sussed how to install videos onto this blog so it should get more interesting? Snow Patrol's Run is one of my fav songs of all time,bit out of sync,but working on it!Later Lids


Friday, February 17, 2006


Whats going on with Elts cab?upon asking the chap he said"fucking vandalls"but he didnt know what the letter W stood for on his bonnet.............................I could think of one?

Monday, February 13, 2006

Kenny's Non Payers

Kenny had the misfortune of picking up a loser,when getting the tit home,he walked into his house and never came back out,so getting a bit concerned,kenny gives a knock on the door,the guy's wife answers and says he's got no money.So Kenny says "well that's ok,I'll get the police"the bitch says "do that"So Kenny goes back to his cab and uses his radio to get the police,the police want his mobile number and say there on the way out,in the meantime the bitch comes out and throws the money in Kenny's face.Kenny gets off after about 20 mins!Then out of the blue gets a phone call off the police saying"fuckinghell lad you's have to put up with some shit,that woman's attitude fucking stunk,and she admitted throwing the money in your face,so we gave her a 80 pound Anti Social behavior fine".......WOW .....How goods that?
144 Harris Drive (I'll try for a photo of the house)

The African Grey

The African Grey (Phil) took an old lady to Rawston Rd ,Seaforth. And being the type of guy he is,he helps the old dear in with her shopping bags,but while he's at her front door a couple of kiddas jump in his cab and are off?Worse news,he also had 400 quid in his cab?Good news,he had some shopping himself in the front of the cab,and a cheap bottle of wine,and they were still there when they recovered the cab on Vauxhall Rd?


Is this a rumor,or can you hack into a retail copy of a DVD and is this a crime? What if something comes up and you've rented a movie then cant watch it,then after you've used the banned dvd43 to copy the film,watch it when you can,then destroy the copy?

Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Tuesday, February 07, 2006

New Lookalike

Young Snellgrove spotted a graham lookalike in a Mr Men book (that sounds so gay)

Monday, February 06, 2006

Hiya 2006

Hiya readers,this year I'm going to get this site sorted big time,I've already started to set links for my favorite sites,and favorite bands,(Flamingo 50,first in line is free to hear)still working on it more to come?
(don't like the cab ads)


Wow,16 speed DVD's,I bet you's are doing reverse whistels while looking at this?

Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Sefton Contacts

I just thought I'd publish this incase anyone wanted to get in touch with our friendly license unit,email them at ( easy to remember(not) and ask them if any of their staff have stayed at a private hire owners holiday home (free of cost)