Monday, November 28, 2005

JOHN McS NEW HEATING SYSTEM


This guy owns two cabs (not one) drives a four wheel drive car,live's outside sefton (Gatacre or somewhere down Queen's Drive) Look how he heats his cab?What can i say?he laughed when i caught him and had the cheek to ak me if i was still doing the "BLOG"...words cant???........

Friday, November 25, 2005

59d CRASH

Top marc's to Spookey Lukey for getting the video of this crash,pure class,i think i'll make him reporter of the year?



Tuesday, November 22, 2005

Damned Pic's


Dave Vanian does dress to the left?

The Road To Enlightenment-The Teachings Of Zen

The Road to Enlightenment - The Teachings of Zen
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact, just piss off and leave me alone.
2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tire.
3. The darkest hour is just before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbour's milk, that's the time to do it.
4. Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any.
5. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
6. No one is listening until you fart.
7. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
8. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
9. If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.
10. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
11. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
13. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
14. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
15. Some days you are the bug; some days you are the windshield.
16. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.
17. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
18. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
19. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
20. Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
21. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
22. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.
23. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
24. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
25. We are born naked, wet and hungry, and get slapped on our ass...then things get worse.
26. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

Sunday, November 20, 2005

Thursday, November 17, 2005

Billy (80) New Hair Colour




Young Billy has decided in his time of life,he'd like to be a blonde.think it's quite fetching myself,but someone calling him Quenton Crisp was well out of order?

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

Mick the P****


How funny's this hey,got dressed up for Halloween,the guy's a hoot?

Andy Taylor's A**e


Someone sent me this pic,is this to remind us about how many people are up this guys arrrr..............(not Jeff Ready)

Thursday, November 10, 2005

Quote Of The Week


This has got to go to Albie,when asked by Jeff "what's it like to be obease" to which Albie replied "i dont know,go and ask your bird"

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Lie Off (3)


Gunerman went out fishing in a boat, gail forcce 2,but thats alright, but on the way back it was gail force 7 they got tossed every were ,boat got snaped in half,then they had to swim ashore(as ye do_

Lie Off (2)


Neil was camping in wales with his kids when he saw kids joy riding in a stolen car,so he thoght ....i'll show them.....so he went and got his baseball bat out the boot of his car(as ye do while yer with the kids) and hid behind the wall they were doing spins around,as they spined it.....WHackkkkkk.....Neil jumped around the corner and smashed the windscreen,the brake lights went on and the Welsh la's said "wats al that about Knobhead" and tried to attack Neil ....who gave them a good seeing too......But Neil new they'd be back so!packed his stuff and got off.....but ....on the moterway....they cought up with him ,flashing their lights and beeping their horns.....neil kept his calm.......waited till they pulled aside of him then................BANG.........he pressed the nitro button..................170 mph.....untill this day them lads dont know what happened......(neither do we)

Lie Off


After being on the cabs for a long time now i've heard some boss lie's....Jeff Ready is the black belt. His lie's kick Ass..his story about buying a villa in greese and th pump not working in the pool is ledgenary!