Thursday, December 30, 2004
Sunday, December 26, 2004
God bless you all..................................
Friday, December 24, 2004
Monday, December 20, 2004
Monday, December 13, 2004
Tuesday, December 07, 2004
Monday, December 06, 2004
Tuesday, November 23, 2004
Their kid (Mark) put a pair of shoes in the cobblers to be re healed and soled(like who does that these days)and asked their Dave to pick them up!Told him the price was 18.50 and gave him a 20 spot.Not only did he give him no change but he had the laces off as well......................................
There's a lot to say about moving to Crosby but at the moment i cant think of any?............
Monday, November 22, 2004
Saturday, November 20, 2004
Kevo was spotted taking young Barbera for a chinkies,nothing wrong with that you may ask yourself,birthday,wedding anniversary,day they met.Dosent matter,it was all cool till i heard for afters he took her to the movies to see what?i cant say make your own minds up?(give ye's a clue it' an English film,part 2)
Monday, November 15, 2004
P.S. Congradulations to young Davie Kinder,His Mrs Tracy has just gave birth to a bouncing boy,nice one lad.
Sunday, November 14, 2004
Friday, November 12, 2004
Tuesday, November 09, 2004
Sunday, November 07, 2004
Thursday, November 04, 2004
Let's start from the beginning.
Alex blew through to see if Dave wanted a cup of tea with him in the office.
Dave said yes and he'd meet him their.
Alex got himself 1 and left credit in the machine for Dave.
In the meantime Stretch walks in the office see's credit in the machine and has it off(as ye do).
So later on,Dave appears and says did'nt ye get me a brew ye so and so.
So Alex tell's him he has got him one but Stretch had it off and all that,so give's dave a pound and says here get your own and get me a chocolate.
So Alex carried on gassing and few minute's later remembered about his drink(or lack of it).
So looking around the office he couldent see it,so at looking at the machine their was no credit in it.
The story unfold's.
The pound that Alex gave Dave,Dave put that in HIS box,took out 40p and got his own drink?
What more can you say to that,i shudder to think!
Wednesday, November 03, 2004
Sunday, October 31, 2004
Thursday, October 28, 2004
Wednesday, October 27, 2004
Tuesday, October 26, 2004
Back to more serious stuff on Monday night a young lady came out of the Cat and Fiddle a little bit worse for wear and decided she needed to pee,so she drop's her trolleys behind a tree,but with the tree being about 4 inches wide didn't cover mutch,but then..............................The best is to come,she slipped and fell in her own pee.............AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH....Class or what.
Citizen of the year nominees are young Jay (68) and Billy the Bastard(How Cool's That Name),who witnessed a drunk driver hit and run and gave chase to the villain who eventually got caught,Police said they were very busy,that's why they took sutch a long time to turn out.
It appears i have been on the recieving end of some stick because Alf put a snake skin stearing wheel cover in our cab,does that make me a homosexual,i dont think so.......
Monday, October 25, 2004
Soon Lad's & Girls
Sunday, October 17, 2004
Wednesday, October 13, 2004
jeff tells lies like jean eats pies (constantly)
he thinks hes slick but hes just a prick with no dick
he says he use 2 box he must of been smokin rox
he wasnt a priest he was a beast
he robbed a car never got far,got battered by me mar
he said hes got a villa but his bird couldnt fit cos shes the size of a gorilla
he never had mates always baked cakes wore a pinny and was ever so skinny.
Monday, October 11, 2004
As soon as I get the funeral details I'll let ye's know,We'll all be their to show our respects wont we lad's?
Billy's funeral's at St Robert Bellarmines Church,Monday October 18 At 12 noon,interment following at Bootle Cemetery.
Bob told me a funny story about Billy,Ye know the 2 disabled places at the back of te Yate's rank,well Billy was parked on them when a guy came up and said.............................................
(member of public):excuse me,can you move your cab so I can park in the disabled place?
(Kirkstone Billy):Disabled,I'm older than than you,disabled,there's nothing wrong with ye.
MOP:I just want to park my car in the disabled bay?
KB:well if yer was disabled i would have moved but theirs nothing wrong with ye.
The guy then rolls up his trousers and shows Billy his artificial leg........................................................
Still did no good....................................Billy didn't move and the guy drove away...............
A good few years ago now maybe about 10 iwas driving down hawthorne rd towards Aintree rd when Kirkstone Billy flagged me down and said "keep an eye on my my cab kid while i grab this guy"i was abit stunned at first then realised Billy had had a problem with his passenger,so billy was chasing this guy who was going ape shit,shouting"you stay away from me you fucking nutter" and the like's,so Billy was being real calm and saying "what have i done to you lad,i've done nothing wrong"to whitch Billy srarted spraying the guy with CS Gas,but to no avail,it was like water off a duck's back.The guy gott off and jumpud over a wall,(the old railway wall)but their was no escape,so billy said to me"radio for the police",i wasent on a radio system then so i told him i'd drive down to marsh lane police station and tell them(it was open at night in them days)so i did my duty and then took a flag to Huyton,on my way back i thought i'll take a nosey,and their was Billy talking to the police,Lad in the back of the van,when a copper walked over to me and said"how many taxi's where their when this went off,i said"loads about 12"me and Billy.the copper went on to say "this lad stinks of cs gas which is a class a firearm and my boss is going apeshit"Billy was standing their with a bottle of windowline in his hand saying"this is all i sprayed him with"
He got off with it,but there is more to this story,That guy they called the flower seller,gone on the city now,i heard him telling the story saying he was the witness,and he said to Billy "yer on ye own now,i dont want to know"lyin fuckin tit.(drives a maroon cab,could be Billy Mah's)
Wednesday, October 06, 2004
Tuesday, October 05, 2004
Sunday, October 03, 2004
Believe their was a bit of a rumble in the Metro yard the other day,and a just cause one, but the other guy wouldn't take the bait, I think that's all for now,site's taking off really slow,not having as mutch feedback as I thought I might get,I'm getting more and more pissed off with the job as the kid's start throwing bricks at us,but what can ye do?
Sorry about that readers,i did go off on one here,had a few problems but things are sorted now,where do i start.......?
Friday, October 01, 2004
Monday, September 27, 2004
Sunday, September 26, 2004
Thursday, September 23, 2004
Wednesday, September 22, 2004
Another driver blew in"that would have took me home"on hearing this Mr metro says well go round to the job,see the driver,give him a tenner and the job's yours.so in the future if anyone gets a job they can offer it out to see if anyone watns to buy it off them???????big question mark?
Tuesday, September 21, 2004
Sunday, September 19, 2004
Friday, September 17, 2004
Wednesday, September 15, 2004
Tuesday, September 14, 2004
Monday, September 13, 2004
Friday, September 10, 2004
Kev the racist,on a recent stagnight in Blackpool,young kev was asked to leave a club,where he became very racist to a pakistani doorman.(i'll get back with the exact wording)
"Get yor hands off me ye fucking dwarf paki before i knock you you out ye fuckin smelly twat)