Wednesday, May 31, 2006

World Cup


Only day's to go for the 2006 world cup,England wacked Hungary tonight 3-1 Peter Crouch scored an amassing goal(please god let him be good) he's big,he's red,his feat stick out the bed but he's.............Gangly..............He's not a striker.........He cant hit the ball at first touch,with Rooney injured (and I don't rate this guy) they were looking at playing the long ball (again) and looking for a hoofer to put it in (god help us)
UPDATE...I got proved wrong......Peter Crouch....erm....Scored 3 ....yes 3 f***ing great goals at first touch,I only hope the guy does the same in the WORLD CUP (and drops the robot dance) I can only apologize about what I have said about this lad?
UPDATE
Brazil won !-0 against Croatia.....WOW....lets play with the big boy's

Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Weirdo

I've picked this weirdo up twice now,the first time I ditched him at a bank(hole in the wall) this time I picked him up at Yate's,he mumbled he wanted to go to a garage,dropped him off,he was their for age's,got back in the cab,then wanted to go back the Strand for a cash machine,(where he got in by the way)so,takes him back,he gets a tenner out,back to the same garage,where I see a driver who was there when I last pulled inn,he gives me an empty look and walks over as the crank goes back in the garage,the (cab) driver tells me that when he was in their the crank had tried to buy 10 cigs on his credit card an the raki knobed him off,so when I get him home the clock was on 8.25 so he gave me the change from his cigs which was 7.10,then he starts muttering ,must be more,must be more,then pulls out his wallet and has at least 60 quid in it?Strange guy to say the least.
UPDATE
I've only ever picked up 2 people who wore sunglasses at night,both were crank's (like i have to tell ye)

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Sunday, May 14, 2006

David Perry 1952-2006

I got some tragic news that we lost one of our better mate's Dave Perry due to a massive brain hemorrhage,I'll let you's know when I hear more,and may I pass my deepest sympathy to Dave's wife and family...........
Dave' funeral is at St Johns Church Fountains Road on Thursday May 18 at 12 noon, followed by cremation at Anfield Crematorium.
Dave was a great guy,one of the old school taxi drivers, and will be missed greatly, you were a ledgend Dave and your stories about the Norsman will live on forever. Goodnight.

Friday, May 12, 2006

Ray


Ray,stop playing with your town halls and answer some questions!

Thursday, May 11, 2006

Decorator Needed


One of the lad's needs a bit of DIY if anyone gets handy Crosby!

Who Is This?


Who is this guy? Why has he got his shorts on back-to-front? Has he been to Guion Rd and left in a hurry? Is everything alright at home son (as his mother asked after reading this blog)
QUALITY.........

Monday, May 08, 2006

COPY ANY DVD

Click on the above link,works i've used it!

How To Hack A Mobile (cell)Phone

This is easier than you might think!
I'll start from my PHONE.
SAMSUNG D500
1: Menu
2: Select
3: Settings
4: Connectivity
5:Bluetooth
6: My devices
search new or devices that you already have..............it does work coz ive ripped pics from mates phones and showed them?

Good Driver

I can't believe he never hit anything?

Friday, May 05, 2006

Penno's Meter Broke

I counted 5 drivers trying to fix Penno's meter?

Monday, May 01, 2006

Trevor Jones Is Innocent

Trevor and a gang of taxi day men (I think) went of to the Southport area to do a spot of clay pigeon shooting for charity,being a bit thirsty the lad's went for a drink or two in Southport town centre (I don't know how to tell you this but the people from Southport don't really like the people from Liverpool) so they get the beers in,and one of the lads notices his glass was dirty,so he goes back the bar and says,"excuse me but can you change this for me please ,the glass is dirty" but the barman goes off on one and says "its only condensation and your dirty hands" and an argument erupts and the barman phones the police. A police man asks "what's going on" and Trevor (who wouldn't harm a fly by the way) says "listen all's that happened was" doing so put his hands on the copper, who then grabbed Trev's hands twisted them round his back,cuffed him and took him away to the cells.
Then Big George (from Kirby) (also known as gorgeous George) piped up and says "that was well out of order that" but the other lad's said "nar it was funny as fuck" then George comes up with an idea! "we should all go down to Southport police station,wreck the place and spring Trev" to which all the lads had a good laugh and George fell asleep, waking up about a hour later,George went off on one and thought the lads were still laughing at him (they probably were) and stated picking chairs and tables up and threw them around, breaking windows and doors,so...............The police were called again,this time they said "not you's scousers again" and took George away (I don't know if his plan was to spring Trev from the inside like Prison Break)but anyway I heard they could chat to each other through the wall's all night....Which cant be a bad thing?
(I saw Trev and asked him"whats all this about you assaulting a policeman" he laughed it off and said "ye but, they didn't have an easy night,putting up with me trying to boot the door down all night"..................TOTALL RESPECTS...............LOL

Eastern Taxi's

I hate to think what happend to this lad?