Thursday, March 30, 2006

Best Customer

I got a goody bag of my solicitors ,they must value my custom?

Wednesday, March 29, 2006


Ian Brady today announced he detests breathing the air of the English......................WHAT..............SORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRY............But to tell you the truth Mr Brady we don't don't like you that much,in fact shit on my shoe gets more respect,so curl up and die,if you did your crimes in the U.S.A. you wouldn't be using our precious air!


Do you know who this young lad is?

Sunday, March 26, 2006


Where do I start,so much happened this weekend,Ray (98 I think) had one of his back windows smashed by a girl(cough) it seems it was about 3 o clock,Stanley Road was heaving,so ray got a flag,pulled over and 3 lads got in his cab, a touthless girl walked over to him and said that's not on is it while ray looked around he saw the girls mate had got a taxi and said look your mates got one their,I'll show you she said and threw a bottle threw his window,Ray blew for assistance then they went after the girl,end of the day she got arrested and will get charged.
Then last night Albi went on the piss,later in the night the Paki was asking if there was anyone around Hatton Hill Road to get Albi out of Tommy Towtrucks cab,it appears that Albi wanted to fight the driver and gave him a crack (through the window while the driver was still in his cab) I ask ye....What's going on? Did he go off on one because his beloved football teem Everton got beat by Liverpool 3-1 and Nevill scored a great header own goal,at the end of the day,it's only a game!
Ow and by the way a little bird told me that Steven 64,a new driver had a fight in the back of a cab......(e-mail me Ste)
Albi's saying the driver of the cab drove like a prick(dont we all)and a member of his party fell off the seat(thats being pissed in my books) there is seat belts in all cabs now(not that anyone wears them) but if you fall off your seat when your not wearing one...(it's your own fault)

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Question Time

Q1: Why does everyone go mad and celebrate St Patricks day when nowone celebrates St George of England's Day?
Q2: If we cant display St Georges flag because it might offend people...Then don't we need a new flag or something...(I thought..."The red in the flag was the blood that was spilt by our fore fathers long ago"was something to be proud of)
Q3: How does the guy who drives the snowplough get to work?
Q4: Do Lol and Howie ever have a day off work?
Q5: don't they feel pissed off when they get up in the morning knowing they are going to spend all day and night in their cabs,then bed and same thing next day?
Q6: How many children has Jeff really got?
I've now found out that the driver of the snow plough,gets told that the weather's not good tomorow so take the snow plough home (and he leavs it at a locall school or church)

Monday, March 20, 2006

Danny gets the best jobs

Young Danny had a job with these lad's,spewed in his cab then had a kip in the garage forecourte! i asked if the lad was sunbathing but got no reply?

Saturday, March 18, 2006


spot the difference,both look like gay crackheads!

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

New Phone

how cools this a panaramic pic of our back garden?

Sunday, March 12, 2006


Although Robbie the Rat went home for Xmas,sat with his good wife during the queens speech,wearing party hats,pulling xmas crackers,the temptation was too good,he went back to his one true love..........THE FRUIT MACHINE.......Now he's got a bedsit in heartbreak hotel...........Things are looking up?

Thursday, March 09, 2006


Picked up one of our regular customers last night,Paul Holden,who's in a band called HOLDEN visit his blog at (

M@rkz Computers

Try this lad for any pc problems!

Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Albi The Extravagant

I got a job off the radio,Billy 80's house ,Mick Kendall's Mrs Harry the Paki and his Mrs also Albi and his Mrs,drop Micks mrs off,then the Paki,who tells me "Gary,i"m giving him a Tenner,then from Netherton to Albi's house in Bootle......GUESS HOW MUTCH THE FAT CUNT GAVE ME.........ONLY THE SAME TENNER........................

Monday, March 06, 2006

Facial Injury's

In my latest crash i recieved these injuries due to broken glass!

Thursday, March 02, 2006




Just got home from work as well as it was snowing i saw a fox at the traffic lights by Maggie Mays!

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Fealing Tired

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Did I get shot at,am I target for the F.B.I......C.I.A....D.H.S.S. is it because of my undercover work?tell ye what,Englands most wanted?

Tommy Cowkecks

It got pointed out to me that Tommy's large arse was too much for the office chair?