Monday, August 28, 2006

JOKE

An Irish man An Aussie and a scouser were in a pub,they see a man sitting at a table who looks like Jesus Christ,so they send him over 3 pints,larger,guiness bitter.So later Jesus comes over to thank the men for the drinks,he shakes the hand of Paddy who is instantly cured of his arthritus,he shakes hands with the Aussie who is instantly cured of his bad back,the scouser shouts don't you fucking touch me,I'm on disability benefit!..............................LOL

While we can all have a laugh about our selfs,its only funny if you know its meant as a joke?A guy who owned a bar in Cyprus told us a shit joke "what do you call a scouser on a bike" so i ruined the joke and told him "a robber" this joke might have been slighly funny if the guy was a mate,but he wasent.so we left,and he never got a tip,but,his bar will never take off,till he learns when he knows a person good enough to insult them?

What do you think?

7 comments:

Munther said...

hehe nice one, can I tell you a scouse joke, gazza ? or is it too early ? :P

Gaz said...

Munther,i'd look forward to a scouse joke off you,coz i know you love Liverpool!

Gaz said...

Nice one Ste,i thought it was just me going off on one,missed your joke emails while you were away,c ye soon!
P.s.bet your glad your not their now?

Munther said...

Hehe Yeah I think that I was a scouse in a previous life or sumin ! check your mail ! ;) :P

Gaz said...

Ste if i was over their,i'd be looking for the next flight home,scarey shit that!
Munther,loved the joke,but i hate,hate,Cilla chuck,i cant stand her?

Munther said...

hehe come on gaz ! I bet you used to fancy her when she was younger ! ;)

Gaz said...

Honest,no!lol.