Decorator Needed

One of the lad's needs a bit of DIY if anyone gets handy Crosby!

Who Is This?

Who is this guy? Why has he got his shorts on back-to-front? Has he been to Guion Rd and left in a hurry? Is everything alright at home son (as his mother asked after reading this blog)
QUALITY.........

COPY ANY DVD

Click on the above link,works i've used it!

How To Hack A Mobile (cell)Phone

This is easier than you might think!
I'll start from my PHONE.
SAMSUNG D500
1: Menu
2: Select
3: Settings
4: Connectivity
5:Bluetooth
6: My devices
search new or devices that you already have..............it does work coz ive ripped pics from mates phones and showed them?

Good Driver

I can't believe he never hit anything?

Penno's Meter Broke

I counted 5 drivers trying to fix Penno's meter?

HOLLIDAY'S ARE COMING

Trevor Jones Is Innocent

Trevor and a gang of taxi day men (I think) went of to the Southport area to do a spot of clay pigeon shooting for charity,being a bit thirsty the lad's went for a drink or two in Southport town centre (I don't know how to tell you this but the people from Southport don't really like the people from Liverpool) so they get the beers in,and one of the lads notices his glass was dirty,so he goes back the bar and says,"excuse me but can you change this for me please ,the glass is dirty" but the barman goes off on one and says "its only condensation and your dirty hands" and an argument erupts and the barman phones the police. A police man asks "what's going on" and Trevor (who wouldn't harm a fly by the way) says "listen all's that happened was" doing so put his hands on the copper, who then grabbed Trev's hands twisted them round his back,cuffed him and took him away to the cells.
Then Big George (from Kirby) (also known as gorgeous George) piped up and says "that was well out of order that" but the other lad's said "nar it was funny as fuck" then George comes up with an idea! "we should all go down to Southport police station,wreck the place and spring Trev" to which all the lads had a good laugh and George fell asleep, waking up about a hour later,George went off on one and thought the lads were still laughing at him (they probably were) and stated picking chairs and tables up and threw them around, breaking windows and doors,so...............The police were called again,this time they said "not you's scousers again" and took George away (I don't know if his plan was to spring Trev from the inside like Prison Break)but anyway I heard they could chat to each other through the wall's all night....Which cant be a bad thing?
(I saw Trev and asked him"whats all this about you assaulting a policeman" he laughed it off and said "ye but, they didn't have an easy night,putting up with me trying to boot the door down all night"..................TOTALL RESPECTS...............LOL

Eastern Taxi's

I hate to think what happend to this lad?

The Damned,Liverpool 1986

This is an old video of The Damned playing Liverpool (The Albert Dock) while Rat Scabies is the drummer,their is no Captin Sensable........this will go rite over a lot of peoples heads....but?

LAND CRUISER

I saw this van advertising that it was once owned by a sultan of somewhere and that it had a disco,large screen tv,dvd,5 bar's,pole dancing and god knows what,but.........unless it's a tardis,where the fuck do the fit them,it's a transit van for fuck's sake.

NO FARTING

One of the lad's was telling me that his passengers told him they were in a cab and it had a no farting sign in it............ (only my cab)

New addition to the Snellgrove Family

Young Davey Kinder

Young David told me that him and his mates were having a bevy in a pub when they said "enter your teems for the pub quiz" when they struggled to spell their names,they came up with the idea of calling thei team "The Dyslexic Bastards" but after a while of negotiations they scraped it......................Non of them knew how to spell dyslexic.................

Important Announcement

congratulations to young Snellgrove and Paula who had a baby girl today weighing in at 7lb 8oz and named her Abigail Maisie...........

Docks

Got a job into Seaforth dock's,had to video a turbine?

Friday is the Day

Not the busy working day for ladies day at the Grand National,but the release date of Tomb Raider Legends for the ps2, I hope you's are all are as excited as me?
And bye the way I'll be listening out for best lie's from the National,one of the best old one's is "I picked this fella up and he said,""take me to Manchester Airport,I need to get my helicopter" so he took him to Man-Air and the guy said"this isn't where I left my helicopter,I must have left it at Liverpool airport" so he brought the guy back to Liverpool but the helicopter pad was closed then and the story went on and on and zzzzzzzzzz zzzzzz.
UPDATE
Is it just me being a crank or has Lara Croft got sexier?

St George's Day

There is a chance the public can make April 23rd St. George's Day a public holiday (After this year). Click on the link below to vote, the site needs at least 1,000,000 votes for the government to take it seriously and give us another holiday and I know you are up for that! Over 600,000 people have voted so far! Pass the address on to whoever you can. http://www.stgeorgesday.com/voting.asp
Another quality email off young Steven64

This guy had a good job

A Blackpool cab in the area?

Garry Wotton from Canada sent this

On Wednesday of next week, at two minutes and three seconds after

1:00 in the morning, the time and date will be 01:02:03 04/05/06.


This will never happen again....

COOL OR WHAT

Pic off Ste 64

Not the type of bar you'd take the Mrs for a drink?

An E-Mail off Steven 64

Hi Gaz, It's true I'm afraid.After flagging Snelly on Saturday some clown tried to pull me out of his cab claiming it was his.After words and blows where exchanged(I didn't throw the first one by the way) referee Snelly sorted it ouy with some calming words "Eh lad fuck off we look after our own here you know" How sad is this I'm 46yrs old and the last fight I had was in the playground when someone pinched my sweets.Most embarrasing thing though it was in full view of one of our drivers,my wife and 11yr old daughter. Cue loads of apollogies to Snelly and my daughter.My wife just looked at me and said"I know it wasn't your fault but grow up you tit."

Best Customer

I got a goody bag of my solicitors ,they must value my custom?

MOOR"S MURDERER IAN BRADY

Ian Brady today announced he detests breathing the air of the English......................WHAT..............SORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRY............But to tell you the truth Mr Brady we don't don't like you that much,in fact shit on my shoe gets more respect,so curl up and die,if you did your crimes in the U.S.A. you wouldn't be using our precious air!

PUNK ROCKER

Do you know who this young lad is?

ANOTHER PLACE by ANTONY GORMLEY

Have a look at this (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.johnkennan.com/crosby/l007.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.johnkennan.com/crosby.html&h=853&w=1280&sz=211&tbnid=Du0RDzC1AQotXM:&tbnh=99&tbnw=150&hl=en&start=6&prev=/images%3Fq%3Danother%2Bplace%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26sa%3DG) Atother Place by Antony Gormley its 100 statues of the artist along Crosby Beach,I tried to film it with my phone but the weather was too bad.
I went for a trot round the lake,enjoyed it but my legs didnt !

NEWS

Where do I start,so much happened this weekend,Ray (98 I think) had one of his back windows smashed by a girl(cough) it seems it was about 3 o clock,Stanley Road was heaving,so ray got a flag,pulled over and 3 lads got in his cab, a touthless girl walked over to him and said that's not on is it while ray looked around he saw the girls mate had got a taxi and said look your mates got one their,I'll show you she said and threw a bottle threw his window,Ray blew for assistance then they went after the girl,end of the day she got arrested and will get charged.
Then last night Albi went on the piss,later in the night the Paki was asking if there was anyone around Hatton Hill Road to get Albi out of Tommy Towtrucks cab,it appears that Albi wanted to fight the driver and gave him a crack (through the window while the driver was still in his cab) I ask ye....What's going on? Did he go off on one because his beloved football teem Everton got beat by Liverpool 3-1 and Nevill scored a great header own goal,at the end of the day,it's only a game!
Ow and by the way a little bird told me that Steven 64,a new driver had a fight in the back of a cab......(e-mail me Ste)
UPDATE
Albi's saying the driver of the cab drove like a prick(dont we all)and a member of his party fell off the seat(thats being pissed in my books) there is seat belts in all cabs now(not that anyone wears them) but if you fall off your seat when your not wearing one...(it's your own fault)

Question Time

Q1: Why does everyone go mad and celebrate St Patricks day when nowone celebrates St George of England's Day?
Q2: If we cant display St Georges flag because it might offend people...Then don't we need a new flag or something...(I thought..."The red in the flag was the blood that was spilt by our fore fathers long ago"was something to be proud of)
Q3: How does the guy who drives the snowplough get to work?
Q4: Do Lol and Howie ever have a day off work?
Q5: don't they feel pissed off when they get up in the morning knowing they are going to spend all day and night in their cabs,then bed and same thing next day?
Q6: How many children has Jeff really got?
UPDATE
I've now found out that the driver of the snow plough,gets told that the weather's not good tomorow so take the snow plough home (and he leavs it at a locall school or church)

Danny gets the best jobs

Young Danny had a job with these lad's,spewed in his cab then had a kip in the garage forecourte! i asked if the lad was sunbathing but got no reply?

STRETCH LOOKALIKE

spot the difference,both look like gay crackheads!

New Phone

how cools this a panaramic pic of our back garden?

ROBBIE THE RAT

Although Robbie the Rat went home for Xmas,sat with his good wife during the queens speech,wearing party hats,pulling xmas crackers,the temptation was too good,he went back to his one true love..........THE FRUIT MACHINE.......Now he's got a bedsit in heartbreak hotel...........Things are looking up?

HOLDEN

Picked up one of our regular customers last night,Paul Holden,who's in a band called HOLDEN visit his blog at (www.myspace.com/holdenmusic)

M@rkz Computers

Try this lad for any pc problems!

Albi The Extravagant

I got a job off the radio,Billy 80's house ,Mick Kendall's Mrs Harry the Paki and his Mrs also Albi and his Mrs,drop Micks mrs off,then the Paki,who tells me "Gary,i"m giving him a Tenner,then from Netherton to Albi's house in Bootle......GUESS HOW MUTCH THE FAT CUNT GAVE ME.........ONLY THE SAME TENNER........................

Facial Injury's

In my latest crash i recieved these injuries due to broken glass!

BAD SNOW

REAL TIME SNOW !

Snow

Just got home from work as well as it was snowing i saw a fox at the traffic lights by Maggie Mays!

Fealing Tired

Love this?

DID I GET SHOT AT?

Did I get shot at,am I target for the F.B.I......C.I.A....D.H.S.S. is it because of my undercover work?tell ye what,Englands most wanted?

Tommy Cowkecks

It got pointed out to me that Tommy's large arse was too much for the office chair?

DVD RECORDER

Last xmas 2004 I bought a DVD recorder from ASDA (WALLMART) I thought it was the bees knees then it all went downhill and packed inn,I paid 140 squid 4 it but when I took it back in March 2005 it had gone down to 120 squid,so the lady on the help desk,who was very friendly asked if I wanted another one,I said yes and was given a 20 pound refund.......And a 12 month warranty........Who was I to complain?But I noticed the lady didn't check the DVD recorder......It was a 4Kus and was a piece of crap,it was ok for recording half hour shows but when it got hot it missed frames,Luke told me the ASDA had a new line in DVD recorders called cyberhome for 68 squid,so I dug my receipt out took the old one back,got an exchange another 12 months warranty and 50 quid in my arse pocket,that's why I'm writing this,getting pissed on Stella while you's losers are out working the road,get my drift.......ow by the way it plays avi,divx,the likes......Slater Lids

Cockup Of The Week

Alby got a job off the set for "ARROW PARK HOSPITAL" but he only went to the "ORRELL PARK BALLROOM" instead.........................................words fail.....

Hungarian Taxi Driver

This guy is pure quality.

Posh Taxi

This doesent look too safe,funny though!

Jesus Pets(CLICK HERE)

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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE RAMONES

One of the greatest bands of all time!

Video

I've just sussed how to install videos onto this blog so it should get more interesting? Snow Patrol's Run is one of my fav songs of all time,bit out of sync,but working on it!Later Lids

trial

ELTONS CAB

Whats going on with Elts cab?upon asking the chap he said"fucking vandalls"but he didnt know what the letter W stood for on his bonnet.............................I could think of one?

Kenny's Non Payers

Kenny had the misfortune of picking up a loser,when getting the tit home,he walked into his house and never came back out,so getting a bit concerned,kenny gives a knock on the door,the guy's wife answers and says he's got no money.So Kenny says "well that's ok,I'll get the police"the bitch says "do that"So Kenny goes back to his cab and uses his radio to get the police,the police want his mobile number and say there on the way out,in the meantime the bitch comes out and throws the money in Kenny's face.Kenny gets off after about 20 mins!Then out of the blue gets a phone call off the police saying"fuckinghell lad you's have to put up with some shit,that woman's attitude fucking stunk,and she admitted throwing the money in your face,so we gave her a 80 pound Anti Social behavior fine".......WOW .....How goods that?
UPDATE.
144 Harris Drive (I'll try for a photo of the house)

The African Grey

The African Grey (Phil) took an old lady to Rawston Rd ,Seaforth. And being the type of guy he is,he helps the old dear in with her shopping bags,but while he's at her front door a couple of kiddas jump in his cab and are off?Worse news,he also had 400 quid in his cab?Good news,he had some shopping himself in the front of the cab,and a cheap bottle of wine,and they were still there when they recovered the cab on Vauxhall Rd?

DVD43

Is this a rumor,or can you hack into a retail copy of a DVD and is this a crime? What if something comes up and you've rented a movie then cant watch it,then after you've used the banned dvd43 to copy the film,watch it when you can,then destroy the copy?http://www.dvd43.com/

Irish 20 pound note

Would you take this?i did?

New Lookalike

Young Snellgrove spotted a graham lookalike in a Mr Men book (that sounds so gay)

Hiya 2006

Hiya readers,this year I'm going to get this site sorted big time,I've already started to set links for my favorite sites,and favorite bands,(Flamingo 50,first in line is free to hear)still working on it more to come?
(don't like the cab ads)

NEW DVD'S

Wow,16 speed DVD's,I bet you's are doing reverse whistels while looking at this?

Sefton Contacts

I just thought I'd publish this incase anyone wanted to get in touch with our friendly license unit,email them at (Taxi_licencing@environmental.sefton.gov.uk) easy to remember(not) and ask them if any of their staff have stayed at a private hire owners holiday home (free of cost)