Monday, March 26, 2007

My Best Ever Nutter (up to now)

I got a flag on Marsh Lane by the Jollys,2 young lads,1 Say's "he wants to go to Fazacerley Hospital,Stoddard House,you'll get paid when you get their,but can you drop me off on Sefton Road on the way (it's not on the way) so i say "whats with the get paid when we get their,I've never heard that b4" so the other one Say's "it's cool mate,you get paid out of my account when we get their" so when I'm driving down Sefton Road one of them says "just here mate" so next thing they start hugging each other and give a goodbye KISS,so while I'm waiting to carry on with the journey i think to myself...watch which house he goes into to i can call back if i don't get paid,so the lad's walking forever so i have to pull away,but keeping an eye on him in my mirror,then as i turn right,the lad thinks I'm out of sight,he stops dead and does an about turn,so i pulled over and said to the guy still in the cab"listen lad,you've got to get out,this isn't good your mate's just done an about turn their so he doesn't want me to know were he lives".
So the lad assures me,"promise ye mate you'll get paid"....so arriving at Stoddard house.9.60 on the meter the lad says "hang on here mate and I'll get you the money" so i say "nar hang on a min lad,I'll go in with you".....so worse was to come,we went to reception and said "my name's so and so,I've just been released from Marsh Lane Police Station to report back here,I'm being charged with attempted murder" my jaw nearly hit the floor,i got paid eventually but i was sure glad to be out of that place........

6 comments:

ByronB said...

Stone the crows !!! You do have life insurance, don't you ?

gazza27 said...

The scaretest part about it byronb was he was smileing when he was telling the recepionist that,like he was proad?

Munther said...

holy crap ! that must've been scary

gazza27 said...

It was only later on that i thought.....that was scary,even the mrs laughed when i told her?

Anonymous said...

Listen as long as you got paid, you're okay. ha ha.....

You were lucky they never kept ya in he he!

gazza27 said...

What are you trying to say?lol