Too Much Turkey

Take it easy on the Turkey ppl,this is what it does to you?

CRACKPOTS

Driving down Knowsley Road (again) I see Snellys cab parked up and slow down to see if he's ok,"Gaz theirs a young girl getting a hiding here" he tells me so I do a uturn park behind him while he sees if the girl is ok,I hadn't even got out my cab when I see a police van opposite so I give a beep to get Snells attention and point to the police van,so,while the police are sorting it out,Snell comes over to tell me what happened,turns out it was just two teenagers having a scrap,then something attracts my attention to my passenger window,a small scrawny smackhead looking guy doing a mongey laugh,"what does the smackhead want" I ask,"dunno"then the walks round"what's happening"he asks,so snell says"a young girls just been battered and someone phoned the police so it's all underhand now"then the guy says "my mate got shot ye know(he mentioned his name but I forgot coz I wasn't interested)".The look on Snells face was a picture as his jaw dropped and said"did he" this started me laughing as I'd met this guy b4 and knew he was a crackpot,"I'll see ye later Gaz"snell tells me and gets in his cab,so the loon starts telling me more crap,"he's a so and so (pointing at Snell)and I've got both your reg's,I know the (gangsters name I've never heard of)they love me" "that's smashin that lad" I tell him as I start to turn my steering wheel to drive away,so I gave the guy a little hand gesture,the police were laughing at him as well.
TO BE UPDATED

CLOCKWORKMARGARET-SHE-REMIX

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Tony The Tiger

This guy is weird,rumors going round he was in a coma once for a few months,anyway,he's a part time driver(got a day job works the cab Thurs- Sun)so Saturday Young Harry the operator blows out anyone handy the office to change a tyre for Tony,he'd already been in the office and said"I've got a flat tyre" and Harry said "so" so we all forgot about him coz nowone likes him any way,the after a while we get the same message "anyone handy the office to change a tyre for Tony" then unbelievable someone offers to do it,came down the office and changed Tony's tyre while he stands their and watches????????I used to be a tyre fitter and I was thinking that he wanted a new tyre fitting onto a rim and was going to offer my helping hand,lucky I didn't,coz if I'd had turned up and saw he only wanted his wheel changing coz he had a flat and didn't want to get his hands dirty I would have had to give him a slap................... That is taking the Piss?

DISHONEST DAY DRIVERS

It appears that some of our drivers who do school jobs are not very honest,when the kid(s) off it slips their mind to let the office know.........I think we should name and shame them.....What do you's think?

A BRIGHT SPARK

Steven Ready Might be a few things but one thing he's not is an Electrician,doing a bit of DIY wiring,he switched off the mains,took of the face plate of a socket,realized then that he needed his Stanley knife.........But couldednt find it.........So he had to switch the mains back on,found his Stanley knife and started to cut back wires...........THEN ................BBBBBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ,Mains were still on and as he tried to pull away he slashed his thumb with the knife,now this is not funny and shame on any of you that laughed,but when he told his daughter the story,young Emma said,funny you should say that but,I came home the other day and the cat was standing still shaking,so she took the baby out his pram took his coat of and saw to him,then she remembered the cat,looking at him again,he was still in the same spot shaking........So she went over to it............On closer inspection,it had only bit into an electric cable and was getting electrocuted.....LOL.........But its a happy ending the cat made a full recovery......Just lost a few lives?

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ClockworkMargaret Update

The band have now recruited a new drummer called Tom,they had band practice tonight and all went well,better than thought,so now things are back on the road,gigs coming soon!

Do What You Want

Kids just set fire to bins and do what they want,but if you see them and do nothoing they will carry on doing it?

Nine Wierd Things About Me

Byronb tagged me for this?
1: I'm not a morning person,i work nights,sometimes getting home at 5am,then i get up at 8.30 to run ppl to work,school,so i'm pretty grumpy in the morning!i'm O.K. after a few more hours kip!
2: I speak my mind,if someone starts telling lies,i'll say "shut up you lying bastard"
3: I'm easily bored,if someone starts telling me a story and it goes on too long i'll sart closing my eyes and nodding my head like i'm falling asleep.
4: If i dont like a person and they start telling me a story i'll ask "is this going to take long"
5: I only wear glasses at night,my eyesight's O.K. in the daytime,it's a bit Clarke Kent,ppl who know me dont recognise me in the cab?
6: i eat with my fork in my right hand,this bothers other ppl more than it bothers me?
7: We have 2 family cat's who hate me,when my mrs opens the back door they run towards her,when i open it they start running then stop in their tracks when they see it's me,i think its down to me trying to catch them when going on holliday and the screaming while im trying to get them into cat box's while their slashing my arms?
8: I love my bed,i try and stay in it as long as i can,i hate it to look girl'y,women always make the bed to look girl'y.
9: cycling,i love rideing my bike,it's my birthday soon and i'm going to tap my mrs 4 a new bike,full suspention... as ye do
So Their's my nine.
I Tag Munther and Khalid

When I Thought It couldn't Get Any Worse

I spoke too soon about mischief night,I only got a brick through my window tonight, I saw the little bastards the corner of Grey St and Knowsley Rd, but when I got hit did a u turn to go after them they were gone?

Later on in the night Brian 46 wanted to get a few lads to go into the north park to sort the kids out,his response was dismal,about 3 lads offered to go with him,what are we working with? Is this it? Do we just let the kids walk all over us,next time it may be one of the non volunteers,will they want any help?

I'm Going To Be Rich?

From: "susan sumah" <susansumah9@hotmail.fr> Reply-To: susansumahprivate@yahoo.com Subject: FROM MISS SUSAN SUMAH Date: Tue, 31 Oct 2006 11:22:38 +0100 FROM MISS SUSAN SUMAH 521 Cocody Abidjan Cote D' Ivoire West Africa. Hello It is my pleasure to write you after much consideration, since I cannot be able to see you face to face at first. Being the only daughter of my father, late Mr innocent sumah from Sierra-Leone Africa (WA) I am 25 years of age. My father was limited liability Diamond and Gold merchant in Freetown Sierra-Leone before his untimely death. After his business trip to abidjan to nagociate on a Good Investment business he wanted to invest in abidjan. A week after he came back from abidjan , he got an accident with my mother of which my mother died instantly but my father died after five days in a private hospital on that faithful afternoon, I didn?t know that my father was going to leave me after I had lost my mother, but before he gave up the ghost, it was as if he knew he was going to die. He my father, (MAY HIS SOUL REST IN PERFECT PEACE) he disclosed to me that he deposited sum of $12,000,000,00 US Dollars (Twelve Million Dollars) in a security company here in abidjan That the money was meant for his Diamond and Gold company he wanted to establish in abidjan though, according to my father he deposited the money in a trunk box but declared it as vital family belongings. He single handed me the key of the box and the deposit certificate and instructed me to seek for a reliable and trust worthy business partner for my life time investment abroad. Now I have succeeded in locating the security company here in abidjan also confirmed the items with most honest and confidentiality. Now I am soliciting for your assistance to help me lift this money out from abidjan to your safe account abroad so that we should invest it in any meaningful lucrative business in your country because this is my only hope in life. I am willing to offer you 10% of the total fund if only you can help me out of my present predicament. Awaiting anxiously to hear from you so that we can discuss the modalities of this transaction. I thank you for your understanding while i will be waiting for your immediate response. Yours sincerely. MISS Susan Sumah


This is the first time i'v ever been sent a scam,and to tell you the truth i'm quite pleased,so i've sent them a reply saying how sorry i am she's lost her parents and i'd love to help.......only to try and drag it on LOL.