I'M NOT A MONKEY,I'M A HUMAN BEING?
Saturday, December 31, 2005
NEWS
Sorry,I went off on one,I was quite took back by the loss off Jimmy,so was everyone else,let's give the lad a good seeing off by everyone being their,as I've said before,I had nothing but respect for the guy,as did every one I've spoke to,have a happy new year dude's and take care..........Gaz
Monday, December 26, 2005
Christmass got cancelled
One of our star player's Jimmy Synnott passed away TODAY Christmass.going to miss you lad,CHRISTMASS will never be the same,i had all plans of doing a funny xmass speach,now i'm lost,i'll miss the full onn expressions like "fuck off knob"tears fall,and many more,totall respects.
Friday, December 23, 2005
Sunday, December 18, 2005
EJECT A REJECT
I had to throw a reject out my cab the other night,the guy flagged me over the road from Maddigans on Knowsley Rd,he says" Olivia St mate" so no sooner did I set off he says" do a right here mate"(meaning Balfour Rd which is a dead end)"its a dead end hear ye know mate"I tell him but it fell on deaf ears."why do you want to come down here" I asked "its Quicker" came the reply????????????????????????????So I think.........Here we go...................Upon getting to the end of the dead end St I say"I told you it was a dead end" and turn round to drive back.
"Your taking the piss" the guy says
"IM not taking the piss,I told you this was a dead end"
"just take me to Olivia St and stop taking the piss"
As we were approaching the corner of Knowsley Rd (again) I pointed it out .."See that corner,that's were you got in and that's were your getting out"
So I pulled up at the corner and politely say"GET OUT"
At this point the guy gets all apologetic and says"sorry about that,that was all my fault,now can you please take me to Olivia St"So looking in the mirror,I 'm looking at him and thinking ,he's no real threat so I give him the benefit of the doubt and indicate right,just as I start to pull away he says"no do a left it was that road I meant,pointing to another dead end.
At this point I lost my head and shouted"ye can't get down any of these streets,there all dead ends,GET THE FUCK OUT WILL YE"at this point the guy was pretty spooked and was flapping about looking for the door handle,"how...how...mutch do I owe you he muttered" "I DON'T WANT YOUR FUCKING MONEY JUST GET FUCKING OUT"
"No I insist on paying you lad,I've upset you and I'm sorry about that"the guy paid me and got out,there was still a lot of flags around Maddigans but I drove away empty in case they had all been drinking the same stuff?
"Your taking the piss" the guy says
"IM not taking the piss,I told you this was a dead end"
"just take me to Olivia St and stop taking the piss"
As we were approaching the corner of Knowsley Rd (again) I pointed it out .."See that corner,that's were you got in and that's were your getting out"
So I pulled up at the corner and politely say"GET OUT"
At this point the guy gets all apologetic and says"sorry about that,that was all my fault,now can you please take me to Olivia St"So looking in the mirror,I 'm looking at him and thinking ,he's no real threat so I give him the benefit of the doubt and indicate right,just as I start to pull away he says"no do a left it was that road I meant,pointing to another dead end.
At this point I lost my head and shouted"ye can't get down any of these streets,there all dead ends,GET THE FUCK OUT WILL YE"at this point the guy was pretty spooked and was flapping about looking for the door handle,"how...how...mutch do I owe you he muttered" "I DON'T WANT YOUR FUCKING MONEY JUST GET FUCKING OUT"
"No I insist on paying you lad,I've upset you and I'm sorry about that"the guy paid me and got out,there was still a lot of flags around Maddigans but I drove away empty in case they had all been drinking the same stuff?
Paddy O Farrell
This is well out of order,within hours of our mate Paddy getting his cab writ off this appeared on the notice board,I heard a rumor that the guy who did it had dyed red hair(narrows it down a bit)
Monday, December 12, 2005
W32.Chod.D (WORM VIRUS)
I recently got a virus called W32.Chod.D and what a TW*T it was(pregnant fish to Jeff) It shut down AVG anti virus,ewido spyware detector,wouldn't let me connect to windows security centre,and when I typed it in on google,most site's that had its name said sorry this page cannot be displayed ( http://forum.us.dell.com/supportforums/board/message?board.id=si_virus&message.id=45639) was one of the only sites that would work,it seemed a bit complicated at first,i had to download a RAR file,unpack it to my desktop,reboot my pc to start in safe mode(F5 on mine) run the programe then reboot as normall,sorted........ Symantec Corporate Edition never shut down,but it couldent sort it,but it gave me the name of the virus,otherwise i'd have been up shit creek without a paddle.
AM I A COMPLETE BASTARD(I need to know)
I walked into our office and the lads are farting around with a mobile phone that was found in a cab"hey Gary how do you get the videos up on this phone" I was asked,looking at the phone,I didn't have a clue but pretended I did,"its a gay phone" I said upon seeing a couple of young lads picture as the wallpaper,then I got it rolling,the stuff you'd see on a young lad's phone,porn,violence the likes,then a video of the lad dancing to the camera in his bedroom "told ye he was gay" I said,then things went downhill,the next video was of him choking the chicken,then the camera went to his face.............................Then someone said"who's holding the camera" then the whole thing went pearshaped and another guys head appeared and...........AAAAHHHHHHHHH we all screamed,so I tried to switch the thing off but I'd pressed options by mistake,then as I tried to correct that I pressed send,then by multimedia,then it put me into phonebook,a few names down the list said DAD...........Oops did I press SEND...............
Monday, December 05, 2005
Taxi Drivers Xmass Night Out
Went for a pint with the lad's,someone said "alright Gaz,hpoe you havent got your camera with ye"?
Thursday, December 01, 2005
Monday, November 28, 2005
JOHN McS NEW HEATING SYSTEM
This guy owns two cabs (not one) drives a four wheel drive car,live's outside sefton (Gatacre or somewhere down Queen's Drive) Look how he heats his cab?What can i say?he laughed when i caught him and had the cheek to ak me if i was still doing the "BLOG"...words cant???........
Friday, November 25, 2005
59d CRASH
Top marc's to Spookey Lukey for getting the video of this crash,pure class,i think i'll make him reporter of the year?
Tuesday, November 22, 2005
The Road To Enlightenment-The Teachings Of Zen
The Road to Enlightenment - The Teachings of Zen
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact, just piss off and leave me alone.
2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tire.
3. The darkest hour is just before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbour's milk, that's the time to do it.
4. Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any.
5. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
6. No one is listening until you fart.
7. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
8. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
9. If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.
10. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
11. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
13. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
14. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
15. Some days you are the bug; some days you are the windshield.
16. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.
17. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
18. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
19. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
20. Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
21. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
22. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.
23. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
24. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
25. We are born naked, wet and hungry, and get slapped on our ass...then things get worse.
26. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact, just piss off and leave me alone.
2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tire.
3. The darkest hour is just before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbour's milk, that's the time to do it.
4. Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any.
5. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
6. No one is listening until you fart.
7. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
8. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
9. If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.
10. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
11. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
13. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
14. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
15. Some days you are the bug; some days you are the windshield.
16. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.
17. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
18. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
19. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
20. Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
21. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
22. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.
23. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
24. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
25. We are born naked, wet and hungry, and get slapped on our ass...then things get worse.
26. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
Sunday, November 20, 2005
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