Monday, December 12, 2005

AM I A COMPLETE BASTARD(I need to know)

I walked into our office and the lads are farting around with a mobile phone that was found in a cab"hey Gary how do you get the videos up on this phone" I was asked,looking at the phone,I didn't have a clue but pretended I did,"its a gay phone" I said upon seeing a couple of young lads picture as the wallpaper,then I got it rolling,the stuff you'd see on a young lad's phone,porn,violence the likes,then a video of the lad dancing to the camera in his bedroom "told ye he was gay" I said,then things went downhill,the next video was of him choking the chicken,then the camera went to his face.............................Then someone said"who's holding the camera" then the whole thing went pearshaped and another guys head appeared and...........AAAAHHHHHHHHH we all screamed,so I tried to switch the thing off but I'd pressed options by mistake,then as I tried to correct that I pressed send,then by multimedia,then it put me into phonebook,a few names down the list said DAD...........Oops did I press SEND...............

1 comment:

gazza27 said...

The feed back i've got off this is that i am a Bastard,but.......they where all laughing when they told me,so,either im a Bastard or i'm funny?