Wednesday, October 12, 2005

Kenny White (Kenneth)

I really don't know where to start,there is nothing not funny about this story,it has also been kept in(not the closet) the dark for upto 3 years(2 or 3) (the story is nothing to be proud of)Let's start at the verry beginning..........................................Young Kenny,gets a flag at South Rd(Waterloo) A big ginger(beer) haired fella,says take me to Gion Rd Litherland.Take's him their and the guy says"look mate I've got to go in for the money" Kenny susses the place out and says hurry up then mate...........The guy then appears with 2 can's of long life beer in his hands...............And says"here's your money,do you want to come in for a drink"...........Kennys words(I hadn't seen long life larger for ages so it was the end of the night so I was tempted)(I wouldn't)so he has a beer with the guy,who sit's opposite,as they are talking,the guy starts to unbutton his shirt(flirting) and starts to touch his nipples,at tis point Ken gets the drift and says "listen i'm off.alright"at this point the guy stands up ad says"don't go,you said you like the SOPRANOS ,above Ken was a shelf of DVD'S .Then the guy does a stupid fall (how did that happen)and lands on top of ken,Ken push's the crank off,and in a wild fit looks around for something to hit the guy with(something heavy)then in a second breath,get's the fuck out of their?as he escapes unharmed he thinks,what if i hit him in the head with something heavy,and killed the guy,what would the papers of said?????????????? ............................................................ UPDATE..........Upon telling his mrs this scarey story she asks what we all want to know "what the f*** were you doing going into a stangers house for a drink"?

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

WAS JAY A4 AND EGGY 48 HIDING IN THE CUBOARD GETTIN JEALOUS

B.A. said...

I thought you said there was nothing funny about the story...I laughed my ass off!

...and I'll bet he doesn't watch the Sopranos any more!

gazza27 said...

I said ther was nothing not funny about this? totally a boss stort and lots of alternative endings to come?