ELTON JOHN

You might find this hard to believe but its true,Elton blows a yellow one(this usually means your being attacked,and you need quick attention) says a white volvo rammed him behind deltas office,(i take this means "the bypass" and not the car park, anyway, drivers are flying around that area,the police are informed and are setting a roadblock in formby,Metro's finest operator was going ape shit trying to talk to him,thinking he wasn't alright,then the clown says "tell the lads to forget about that, my passengers want to carry on" .......................How bad's that?.........
Get a grip lad................
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