Friday, July 16, 2004

Jeff Ready

Is Jeff a liar?
He says he spent most his childhood in borstall?
He wears expensive clothes(LIE)
He used to box.....
Then most his early adult life in Walton for attemted manslaughter?
He was also in a stolen car when somebody got beheaded?
After this he became a priest in St Oswalds,Netherton?
He also got married several times and counted up 14 to 16 children?(number is still under question)
He lived in Southport?
He owns a holiday home down south where you have to cross any army barrack's to get to it?
And the best...................he owns a villa in Greece,but the pump in the swimming pool doesent work?

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

You wouldent coco

Anonymous said...

Does this guy do a lot of of druggs in?

Anonymous said...

Doesent anyone tell him hes a lyin twat?

Anonymous said...

yes the little flat headed cunt who does,nt know fact from fiction the scrote. 1 thing that is truth he is a tv star he made the tv ad for the sprite thurst quencher and he was nearly to small for that a few camera tricks l8r an hes there but give him the benifit of doubt now & again cos remember the gatacre zapper. by the way is there an E in anonymous

Anonymous said...

he is going to greece in thee weeks to repair the pumpo in the pool at the imaginary villa

Anonymous said...

Energizer Bunny Arrested! Charged with battery.

Anonymous said...

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

Anonymous said...

640K ought to be enough for anybody. - Bill Gates 81

Anonymous said...

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

Anonymous said...

Magnific!

Anonymous said...

actually, that's brilliant. Thank you. I'm going to pass that on to a couple of people.

Anonymous said...

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

Anonymous said...

A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.

Anonymous said...

Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!

Anonymous said...

actually, that's brilliant. Thank you. I'm going to pass that on to a couple of people.

Anonymous said...

What is a free gift ? Aren't all gifts free?