The Germans Know How To Watch Football

But The Italians are cheating bastards,that was not a pen,the French are cheating bastards as well,same thing,I only hope English men can lower themselves to play them at their own game?(click on any pic to enlarge)

Is Emma Ready Is a Netto Banger ?

Although i got sent this pic,i cant accept it as proof that Emma Ready is a netto banger,click on the pic to blow it up,or right click on it and save the picture,then try and blow it up,the face is blurred,so it could be anyone?

Young Allan Had A Misshap

Young Allan had a bit of a smash outside Yate's with the new shine'y ballard,as well as his dayman (the owner of the cab) being away on holliday, someone tells him that Paddy big-ears old cab is in Cleggy's(just so happens to be the guy who does his repairs) same colour,just needs a wing and bumper.........wont cost me that much....thing again.....the Bee-Gee only charged him 250 quid....said I bought that cab,it owes me money.....how much do you buy a scrap cab for?..got to be about 40 quid.... Allan then asked him if he could pay him weakly....and got knobed off.....dont do us any favours Bee-Gee.

Showing The England Match in City Centre

Not a good idea to show England world cup match's in the city centre when there is a Tesco's store selling large amounts of beer at discount price!

Who Threw The Golf Ball

Metro's City Cab Got Hit

Steven sent me theis pic's, i dont know if it was " i saw this and thought of you"

Dabba Crash

Reversed into a private hire car,(with passangers,thats not good)

Harry Potter's Crash

Harry Potter had one of Metro's best crash's said he swerved to miss a kid and hit a parked car?

Sad Mick

Sad Mick likes England flags!

World Cup

Only day's to go for the 2006 world cup,England wacked Hungary tonight 3-1 Peter Crouch scored an amassing goal(please god let him be good) he's big,he's red,his feat stick out the bed but he's.............Gangly..............He's not a striker.........He cant hit the ball at first touch,with Rooney injured (and I don't rate this guy) they were looking at playing the long ball (again) and looking for a hoofer to put it in (god help us)
UPDATE...I got proved wrong......Peter Crouch....erm....Scored 3 ....yes 3 f***ing great goals at first touch,I only hope the guy does the same in the WORLD CUP (and drops the robot dance) I can only apologize about what I have said about this lad?
UPDATE
Brazil won !-0 against Croatia.....WOW....lets play with the big boy's

Weirdo

I've picked this weirdo up twice now,the first time I ditched him at a bank(hole in the wall) this time I picked him up at Yate's,he mumbled he wanted to go to a garage,dropped him off,he was their for age's,got back in the cab,then wanted to go back the Strand for a cash machine,(where he got in by the way)so,takes him back,he gets a tenner out,back to the same garage,where I see a driver who was there when I last pulled inn,he gives me an empty look and walks over as the crank goes back in the garage,the (cab) driver tells me that when he was in their the crank had tried to buy 10 cigs on his credit card an the raki knobed him off,so when I get him home the clock was on 8.25 so he gave me the change from his cigs which was 7.10,then he starts muttering ,must be more,must be more,then pulls out his wallet and has at least 60 quid in it?Strange guy to say the least.
UPDATE
I've only ever picked up 2 people who wore sunglasses at night,both were crank's (like i have to tell ye)

Eternal Flame

Nearly Brought A Tear To My Eye

Loser's

David Perry 1952-2006

I got some tragic news that we lost one of our better mate's Dave Perry due to a massive brain hemorrhage,I'll let you's know when I hear more,and may I pass my deepest sympathy to Dave's wife and family...........
Dave' funeral is at St Johns Church Fountains Road on Thursday May 18 at 12 noon, followed by cremation at Anfield Crematorium.
Dave was a great guy,one of the old school taxi drivers, and will be missed greatly, you were a ledgend Dave and your stories about the Norsman will live on forever. Goodnight.

Ray

Ray,stop playing with your town halls and answer some questions!

Decorator Needed

One of the lad's needs a bit of DIY if anyone gets handy Crosby!

Who Is This?

Who is this guy? Why has he got his shorts on back-to-front? Has he been to Guion Rd and left in a hurry? Is everything alright at home son (as his mother asked after reading this blog)
QUALITY.........

COPY ANY DVD

Click on the above link,works i've used it!

How To Hack A Mobile (cell)Phone

This is easier than you might think!
I'll start from my PHONE.
SAMSUNG D500
1: Menu
2: Select
3: Settings
4: Connectivity
5:Bluetooth
6: My devices
search new or devices that you already have..............it does work coz ive ripped pics from mates phones and showed them?