Get onto this dude's,i was only involved in a crash with a Police car!

Miner damage of Chalie Bell(ends)cab

"Do any of you's know wat the weather forcast is tomorrow"(get to fuck)

I pointed this out to the snell,who,by the way was verry offended,he said his name is spellt SNELLY.......................

A hate letter about snelly!

I thought they were made of wood?

More of them?

I've just started a new hobby,bardge spotting?it started by accident and just grew?

The Raki in the shell garage on Derby Rd has borrowed Dave 64's beard.

His second drawing(the guy is wasted on the cabs,should have been a police artist?)

An artistic triangle member drew this any one know who it is?

Have i said i get these losers most Monday's?

Roy from corrie,Star guy?

Gave his Mrs a good snog on the coach home from the race trip?

ELTON JOHN TOP LOSER

This guy is a total tit,don't go on any of his so called"yellow one's"he had one on Thursday two on Friday,is that the puplic or him?I'd say its him,so don't go to his yellow ones,I'd like to see his set out but I've heard ho owes Metro a few bob,but I want him fucked off,he's going to get a driver hurt,and no one likes the knob anyway?

Jeff sporting his newly dyed goatie"did'nt think so our kid,did'nt think so at all?"

Who's this,he's sice shaved off his goatie but still a lookalike?

Got a baby pic here,anyone know who this young lad turned out to be?

Anyone know this guy?gve ye a clue?he likes his cab?

NEWS UPDATE

I heard Tommy Cowkecks had a bit of an accident in our office,relaxed a bit too much in his chair,till it collapsed,no one would help the guy either,he had to roll out which happened to break the arm off the chair?Gooner man cant get jack shit ant that is official?Get back to ye on that?Elton John had another yellow one,I think he's well overtook Captain Chaos?Metros finest said the guy weighed 6 stone wringing wet(whatever that ment)And i'm also glad to hear young Jeff Ready is back on his feet and out on the piss(nice one fella)and that's about t people,take care out their,there on crack?