NEWS UPDATE

I heard Tommy Cowkecks had a bit of an accident in our office,relaxed a bit too much in his chair,till it collapsed,no one would help the guy either,he had to roll out which happened to break the arm off the chair?Gooner man cant get jack shit ant that is official?Get back to ye on that?Elton John had another yellow one,I think he's well overtook Captain Chaos?Metros finest said the guy weighed 6 stone wringing wet(whatever that ment)And i'm also glad to hear young Jeff Ready is back on his feet and out on the piss(nice one fella)and that's about t people,take care out their,there on crack?