Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Lie Off (2)


Neil was camping in wales with his kids when he saw kids joy riding in a stolen car,so he thoght ....i'll show them.....so he went and got his baseball bat out the boot of his car(as ye do while yer with the kids) and hid behind the wall they were doing spins around,as they spined it.....WHackkkkkk.....Neil jumped around the corner and smashed the windscreen,the brake lights went on and the Welsh la's said "wats al that about Knobhead" and tried to attack Neil ....who gave them a good seeing too......But Neil new they'd be back so!packed his stuff and got off.....but ....on the moterway....they cought up with him ,flashing their lights and beeping their horns.....neil kept his calm.......waited till they pulled aside of him then................BANG.........he pressed the nitro button..................170 mph.....untill this day them lads dont know what happened......(neither do we)

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

This has got to be the best.

gazza27 said...

Have you ever heard as mutch shit?

gazza27 said...

Worth a quater of a million this lad(but still has to work wed's night)?...That's got ye thinking an it ??????????

gazza27 said...

I've pulled this lad about this far fetched story and he shook it off?