Remember Rainbow?

Our mate Joe Scully from Oz sent us another gem,like me,you have to watch this a few times,i think it is qute amazing?have a look for yourselfs!
www.http://rainbow.arch.scriptmania.com/rainbow_tv_episode.html

Love the new name on the bonus ball but it only narrows it down a bit?

Ste is turning into Bruce Willis

Ban Ban,Male Female or Alien

Eggs with his TAXITALK

Stretch again at a gay bar?

David McCann (third time now)

It seams our friend Dave has been pulling the wool over our eyes, apparently the BMW which he told us all he owns, is in fact his wife's car, I was handed the proof by another driver,who,wishes to remain anonymous,the proof was a letter off Williams (BMW dealers) addressed to his wife Sheila,the letter was genuine with a BMW stamp on it.

Captain Chaos John 33) congratulations on Captain Chaos for having his first yellow one,the first week in January.

Tony Willow

I don't suppose this is the slightest bit funny,but our old mate Tony Willow,upon falling onto harder times(due to heavy drugs)found himself owing a guy 60 quid,the guy fearing Tony wasn't going to pay him back gave him a crack and told him that if he didn't get the money soon,he was going to take his false leg and keep it till he got his money.

Billy no mates!

Someone hung this picture up in our office sugesing it was a drivers wife,well out of order?

Proof Of Ownership

oop's,i think i should have put the oil cap back on...................

I noticed a bit of oil coming from under my bonnet?

Roy McNeil

Has it been that long since i drove round bootle village?

If there was any question about strech's sexuality?Is this gay or what?

David Kinder

Our mate Dave has took a couple of injuries,broken wrist and fractured foot,so being a cool dude we are going to raise as mutch money as we can for him as he's going to be off work for at least 6 week's, arnt we lads,got to be worth at least a tenner a man,as well as the usuall spot the balls and the like,someone said fuck him he won 750 quid b4 xmass,that was a good wind fall that went on the kidds,so dig deep lads,next time it could be you?Lets start looking after each other now in the new year,.............................................................BE CAREFULL OUT THERE.......

Knobhead Of The Year

This is still in pending,vote's are still coming inn,but i think i'm going to piss it?i'm leaving the last say to our finest operator (Mercury Cabs Best) Phil(Dixi's Cabs Best)McCann.....Metro's Best...........................P.S i'v also asked Mike, but he's forgot?

Taxi Driver Of The Year 2oo4 Goes to Neil 72

Can anyone enlighten me on what this is supposed to say,its painted outside the Muncaster?

RESULTS FOR KNOBHEAD OF THE YEAR AND TAXI DRIVER OF THE YEAR

Its a secret squirell thing?you have to email me for the answers,all replies will be published????
(seftontaxis@hotmail.com) ye's know the score by now?

This appeared on our office noticeboard,dont know who put it their?if it was a donation for the disaster appeal all good stuff,but what about the date?

Elton knocks over a pedestrion

It took me by surprise when i heard the goss that Elton leveled a pedestrion on boxing day,as i had worked that night?must have been on my break?well the story i heard the guy came out of the sports bar,walked straight into the road without looking.rite into Elton(who is known to take drugs)and put the guy flat out!soIan Swanny's cousin,Neil was passing the other side,stopped to see what was going on,saw the guys mates were kicking off and decided to stay in his cab,when asked about it he said"fuck that,they were big fellas them".......................so where do you go from their,i ask myself???????
Kenny had a minor yellow 1 which i turned up for as well as the dude,but it was 2 young lads,so when we got there they couldent say sorry enough times,so i acted hard on them(as ye do)and Kenny got paid and all was well.....................

Hey,rite,i did'nt see the guy?i had this piece of tinfoil in my hand and......................

It seems there is a new hairstyle going around that's quite trendy,dont fancy it myself!

Happy New Year

Now that the new year is upon us,i'd like to wish you's all the best,i'm going back to work tomorrow and i'll pick up the votes for "knobhead of the year" also "taxi driver of the year"I have heard voting has been close,and that I have been entered for both(thank you)so lets look forward to 2005 and let our hearts out for people in the Asian disaster,God Bless.