Damned Ticket

NEWS UPDATE

Just say hello to new cotributers to this site,we'll call them cont's for short.Vin90,ScotM7,Swany and Phil Cas.As well as as readers who don't want to be revieled,thanx for the pic's any that have not been published soon will,i wont be shy .........................Keep me updated and I will the same...................Stay laffin

I dont want to talk about anyone behind their back's but..................

KNOW WHO'S IN YOUR CAB BEFORE YOU MOUTH OFF

Another unnamed driver(new in the name game)unknown to him picked up an operator's daughter and started to go on about the state of our finest operator's(I'll get some boss jobs 4 that)Ste Ready the paki all a load of so and so's and other people higher than these(?????) in the end the poor girl couldn't take any more and said"talk about all the others as mutch as you like but don't talk about my dad like that"...................................What could you say to that.....I ask ye?????????

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Buying a job

Sat night,Sun morn,I was having a brew in the office when I heard Phil(Mr metro)give out a job,and said you want 25 quid on that it's going to speak airport.
Another driver blew in"that would have took me home"on hearing this Mr metro says well go round to the job,see the driver,give him a tenner and the job's yours.so in the future if anyone gets a job they can offer it out to see if anyone watns to buy it off them???????big question mark?

Last night I got a job and on the way a rat ran across the road,so I swerved to get it,on getting the fair in the cab and driving to the destination I saw the dead rat in the road,so I dropped the fair off and shot back to take some photo's(as ye do)

Ye have to click on this pic to make it bigger to see the true talent advertised?????

F***off.i dont eat f***ing pies(ALBY G)

Me dress up in ladies clothes,what do ye think i am?

WHEN ASKED WHY I WAS TAKING HIS PHOTO JEFF ASKED"ARE YOU STARTING A FASHION SITE"SORRY JEFF NOOOOOO

Someone sent me this pic of a driver looking verry homosexual?

The Damned In Concert

My daughter's let me know that the the damned are coming to Liverpool on Dec 5th witch is a Sunday,and I can go along with them as long as I don't make a show of them,so any other drivers wishing to go let me know.......

Buying Tyres

It got pointed out to me that a certain driver bought two tyres a fiver each,upon acquiring these tyres he left them at his brothers house,his brothers son is..............How can I put it?Light fingered,....................Upon seeing two new tyres in his own backyard thought it was xmass,had the tyres off and went about to sell them to a taxi driver,but it turned out to be the night driver of the guy who bought them in the first place..................................How funnies that?

Low News

Snell had the week off as well as Jay(went on a foursome with bignose)boss crash at knowsley rimrose,city cab got arse ended,mark 56 had a minor yellow one(thought he was a hard case)and i think that's it for now,as i say,keep me updated with any news you get?photos,goss the lot,i had a back window smashed on wed,Dave from the Mayflower had a brick through his windscreen as well,looking forward to mizzy night(NOT)

A driver sent me this pic sayin the passenger as well as being good looking was well dressed polite,witty and a boss tipper,hope i bump into the cool fucker........................

Kev the racist,on a recent stagnight in Blackpool,young kev was asked to leave a club,where he became very racist to a pakistani doorman.(i'll get back with the exact wording)
UPDATE
"Get yor hands off me ye fucking dwarf paki before i knock you you out ye fuckin smelly twat)

Snell the mad prof...

Dunno what this is for?

Trevor would soon have this back on the road.

Someone else's looking impressed.

It seems our friend Phill has taken some misguided fashion tips off Jeff Ready or M C Hammer,Wayne looks impessed?

ANGER MANAGEMENT

Some drivers seriously need some anger management,as the kids have gone back to school,taxi driver footie season is about to kick off,so let your steam off their lads and lets see some good footie,new players are still welcome.

APPLICATION FORM TO BE AN OPERATOR

Although their is no vacancies for operators it appears their is a growing interest to be one.So here are the channels you have to go through.
Start with an a4 size piece of paper(new clean one)
State your full name(middle ones as well,even if they are stupid)
State your pressent occupation, (if you've ever had one)
Your address,eg house,flat,bedsit,b&b,no fixed abode.
Your hobbies & interests.
Your favorite taxi(maroon TX1)
Your favorite taxi driver(probably not me after this)
Your favorite operator(no bribes please,mars bars included)
Please use a dark colored pen,pencil,crayon.(Black or Blue)
After you have competed your form and you have checked it twice,rip it up and place it in the nearest bin,or hand it to Andy Taylor so he can bin it............................
Keep your chin's up lads,
You never know whats round the corner(could be a flag)(or a letter off the tax man)
Soon Ladies

TAKE ME HOME YOU BOLLOCKS,YOUR A LOVELLY MAN,JUST BY THE SCOUTS HUT,DIB DIB FUCKING DOB....