The Germans Know How To Watch Football

But The Italians are cheating bastards,that was not a pen,the French are cheating bastards as well,same thing,I only hope English men can lower themselves to play them at their own game?(click on any pic to enlarge)

Is Emma Ready Is a Netto Banger ?

Although i got sent this pic,i cant accept it as proof that Emma Ready is a netto banger,click on the pic to blow it up,or right click on it and save the picture,then try and blow it up,the face is blurred,so it could be anyone?

Young Allan Had A Misshap

Young Allan had a bit of a smash outside Yate's with the new shine'y ballard,as well as his dayman (the owner of the cab) being away on holliday, someone tells him that Paddy big-ears old cab is in Cleggy's(just so happens to be the guy who does his repairs) same colour,just needs a wing and bumper.........wont cost me that much....thing again.....the Bee-Gee only charged him 250 quid....said I bought that cab,it owes me money.....how much do you buy a scrap cab for?..got to be about 40 quid.... Allan then asked him if he could pay him weakly....and got knobed off.....dont do us any favours Bee-Gee.

Showing The England Match in City Centre

Not a good idea to show England world cup match's in the city centre when there is a Tesco's store selling large amounts of beer at discount price!

Who Threw The Golf Ball

Metro's City Cab Got Hit

Steven sent me theis pic's, i dont know if it was " i saw this and thought of you"

Dabba Crash

Reversed into a private hire car,(with passangers,thats not good)

Harry Potter's Crash

Harry Potter had one of Metro's best crash's said he swerved to miss a kid and hit a parked car?

Sad Mick

Sad Mick likes England flags!