Away for 2 weeks

I'm off to Cyprus lid's, the joke about bringing home some spuds is'nt getting any funnier,or refugee's living in our hotell,so get a grip and work hard,i'll be thinking of you's while i'm out of it,(might still write some shit,hotells got internet access) LOL

Jeff Gets Stranded At Man Air

Jeffrey get's Jullian to take him the airport,and books the return paying for both ways,only Jullian forgot to pick him up on the way back,his flight was due in at 6.30,jeff phoned for a taxi at 9.30 ,this is not funny........(HE-HE)

POSTIT

(http://www.postitpostit.com/) Have a look at this,a few from the bottom, our Catherine's work! (fame at last)

These Guys Love Sending Me Money?

LUKE'S BEST EVER TAXI STORY

Spooky Lukey was driving down Knowsley Road when he got bricked by 3 lads,knowing the area Luke knew which way the lads would go,so,drives round the corner to head them off,parks up with his door open ready to pounce when the lads walk past,the lads see him and run away so Luke gives chase,drives round the corner,one lad darts to the right,another darts to the left,the third one stands still,so he's driving towards this lad when he thinks to himself....He's not going to move,so he swerves the cab to the left, while doing this,the drivers door swings open,the while leaning over to grab the door handle.....He fall's out the cab.....Then the cab crashes into a wall.....

Zidane At His Finest

A LEGEND

Zidane cost France The World Cup

Auld egg in the nest cost Fance the world cup,i used to be a big fan of this lad,what a football player,time to retire i think? (i cant help wondering,why did'nt he but him in the face?he knew he was getting sent off)

New Portugal Jokes

Portugal Training Camp

I Hope I Get Signed For Real Madrid

God i've been a bad boy,please keep Rooney away from me!
(i thought it was funny as f***,tonight when the faggot got booed every time he got the ball) more reff's are needed or eye in the sky,far too may wimps diving at the slightest touch(if any) this used to be a mans game?Glad Portugal went out cheating bastards!

WELCOME TO JAMROCK

Just to chear us up listen to this song by the son of Bob Marley!

Kids Day Out

VERRY DRUNK

Notice the hole in wall this guy does with his head!

WORLD CUP 2006

So England are out,did we expect anything more,Goodbye Sven,Beckam you are a fanny,Rooney you are a fat loser,practice taking penns,LOSERS!P.S.Peter Crouch couldent hit a cows arse with a shovel,(dont play for England or Liverpool again)