Friday, July 16, 2004

Jeff Ready

Is Jeff a liar?
He says he spent most his childhood in borstall?
He wears expensive clothes(LIE)
He used to box.....
Then most his early adult life in Walton for attemted manslaughter?
He was also in a stolen car when somebody got beheaded?
After this he became a priest in St Oswalds,Netherton?
He also got married several times and counted up 14 to 16 children?(number is still under question)
He lived in Southport?
He owns a holiday home down south where you have to cross any army barrack's to get to it?
And the best...................he owns a villa in Greece,but the pump in the swimming pool doesent work?

16 comments:

  1. Anonymous9:47 pm

    You wouldent coco

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  2. Anonymous2:15 am

    Does this guy do a lot of of druggs in?

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  3. Anonymous2:59 am

    Doesent anyone tell him hes a lyin twat?

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  4. Anonymous12:26 pm

    yes the little flat headed cunt who does,nt know fact from fiction the scrote. 1 thing that is truth he is a tv star he made the tv ad for the sprite thurst quencher and he was nearly to small for that a few camera tricks l8r an hes there but give him the benifit of doubt now & again cos remember the gatacre zapper. by the way is there an E in anonymous

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  5. Anonymous8:21 pm

    he is going to greece in thee weeks to repair the pumpo in the pool at the imaginary villa

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  6. Anonymous6:05 pm

    Energizer Bunny Arrested! Charged with battery.

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  7. Anonymous8:37 pm

    The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

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  8. Anonymous9:08 pm

    640K ought to be enough for anybody. - Bill Gates 81

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  9. Anonymous9:33 pm

    Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

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  10. Anonymous10:31 pm

    Magnific!

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  11. Anonymous10:58 pm

    actually, that's brilliant. Thank you. I'm going to pass that on to a couple of people.

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  12. Anonymous11:35 pm

    Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

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  13. Anonymous12:07 am

    A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.

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  14. Anonymous12:45 am

    Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!

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  15. Anonymous1:18 am

    actually, that's brilliant. Thank you. I'm going to pass that on to a couple of people.

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  16. Anonymous1:49 am

    What is a free gift ? Aren't all gifts free?

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